☯ i am ultralord ☯


Lisa. 18. Long Island. Taken.
Zelda. Photography. Space.
I'm a beard enthusiast.

 chronic masturbator(s).

this is what i look like

and this is what i consist of

thegreenhermione:

katherinebloginson:

frankenzned:

ollielephant:

I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this

Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef

none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now
desertcolussus:

is this what heaven looks like
» Comedy Central Just Put Every Episode Of ‘Review’ On YouTube | Uproxx

alexleefitz:

travismaybe:

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING. WATCH THIS SHOW.

Hey, I found some plans for tonight!

(Source: popculturebrain)

Selfie Queen.

I HATE MY JOB

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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