☯ i am ultralord ☯



Lisa. 17. Long Island.
Zelda. Photography. Space.
I'm a beard enthusiast.

 chronic masturbator(s).

this is what i look like

and this is what i consist of

gnarly:

why would i want a handjob

i can give myself a handjob




  1. arramis reblogged this from gnarly
  2. thorgwanteat reblogged this from ryancrobert and added:
    shut up Ryan BLOWJOBS ARE LIKE PRESENTS THEY’RE BETTER FROM SOMEONE HOTT
  3. ddaveyjoness said: ugh thank you I hate it when my boyfriend asks for them.
  4. hemptemples said: some people are good at handjobs. like really good
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  7. deadinexistence said: We go to the same school
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  9. parasitum said: my ex told me he liked handjobs better than head isnt that fuckin weird
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  12. mnastynastynasty said: omfg
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