ultralord

I suck at writing these things

wigglytuffer:

How to play The Sims

  1. spend 3 hours creating your family
  2. spend 3 days creating your house
  3. play the actual game for 20 minutes
  4. do not touch for 4 months
  5. repeat

(via ryancrobert)

kittening:

phosphorescentt:

feministxprincess:

Please don’t ever try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

I repeat, please don’t EVER try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

porn clit rubbing looks like they’re trying to scrub burnt food off a frying pan

seriously this is so important lmao once i hooked up with a guy who rubbed my clit so hard it was red and sore and burned when i peed for like 4 days. it is SENSITIVE be careful

(via siouxerz)

fliptunas:

i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass

(Source: komovas, via the-humdrum-gatsby)

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh
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